Yeah, it’s me, the all great and powerful Julius Caesar, and this here is my official blog
“Keeping Up With Julius”. From this day forward, you are all lucky enough to see a glimpse of my personal inside life. So buckle up, ’cause you’re about to witness a brand new, marvelous journey.
Yours sincerely, Julius C.
Hello my fellow Romans.
Caesar has been murdered, meaning this blog is to be discontinued.
Caesar’s death was an act of treachery and betrayal, on not just Caesar himself, but the entire state of Rome and it’s well being.
Brutus, Caesar’s so called friend has aided in this act against Rome by stabbing our dear Julius in his back.
You cannot, and should not trust our Roman senators, for they have declared war against their own.
Thank you, and to our dear Julius Caesar, may he rest in peace.
– Marc Antony
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June 1, 2017 1 Comment
WHAT IS GOING ON?
Yes, it’s me Julius, and I want to know what you all are plotting against me. Just this week my wife attempted to convince me not to visit the Senate House to no avail.
As did multiple other individuals, I don’t know what is happening or why, but this needs to stop.
At one point my wife had convinced me, and I’d decided to stay at the safety of my home, but my dear friend Decius has convinced me otherwise.
Whatever you all thought, you have been misinformed.
I am the Great Julius Caesar and need worry of absolutely nothing in this world.
So whatever doubts you’ve had of my safety may be put behind you. I am going to the Capitol, no-one is stopping me, and no-one needs worry of my well-being.
Thanks, but no thanks.
– Yours Truly, A Confused Julius Caesar
Greetings everyone, just a quick announcement.
I am promoting my dear friend Marcus Antonius in this year’s Lupercal Foot Race.
So come out to support Antony, and honor our dear god Pan.
There will be food and competitions,
I’m sure it will be entertaining and enjoyable to all!
– Julius C.
Is it just me or is something weird going on???
Soothsayer just informed me to, “Beware the ides of March.”
I feel like something’s going down that everybody BUT me knows about…
It must just be paranoia…
– Julius Caesar, singing off
At long last I may return home! I bring great news for the empire of Rome.
Pompey and his sons have been defeated, by no other than I. Pompey has fled to Egypt like the coward that he truly is.
It was a tedious battle, but thou may never doubt the Great Julius Caesar, for when is it that I ever have failed??
None the matter, I have spoken too long, for my chariot awaits.
Farewell fellow Romans, I shall be home quicker than when I left.
Yours Truly – Julius The Great